Funny super funny! Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection I am very willing to answer your questions, I hope it will be helpful to you! Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection The first day of school, the teacher asked Xiaoming: "Xiaoming, 1 1 =?" Xiaoming said: "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then you go home and ask your family." Xiaoming asked his mother to ask his mother , Mom is quarreling with others, Xiao Ming asked: "Mom 1 1 =?" Mom said, "Wang Ba egg!" Xiaoming knew 1 1 = Wang Ba egg; Xiaoming asked his father again, Dad was drinking beer, Xiao Ming asked: "Dad 1 1 =?" Dad said, "Shuang!" Xiaoming knew 1 1 = cool again; Xiaoming asked Grandpa again, Grandpa was watching TV, Xiaoming asked: "Grandpa 1 1 =?" Grandpa said: "Boss Boss!" Xiao Ming knew 1 1 = gangster boss; Xiao Ming went to ask her sister again, and her sister was singing the national anthem: people who did not want to be slaves! Xiaoming knew 1 1 = people who did not want to be slaves when they got up; Xiao Ming went to ask her sister again, and her sister was singing children's rhymes: Little Rabbit obediently opened the door! Xiaoming knew 1 1 = Little Rabbit obediently opened the door. The next day, the teacher asked: "Xiaoming 1 1 =?" Xiao Ming said: "Wang Ba egg." "Pap" Teacher slapped Xiaoming, Xiaoming said, "cool." The teacher said inexplicably, "Who teaches you you Xiaoming said: "Boss boss." The teacher frightened and asked, "What are you doing?" Xiao Ming sang: People who are unwilling to be slaves. The teacher went out of Xiao Mingguan, and Xiaoming sang while knocking on the door: The little rabbit obediently opened the door. The teacher fainted I to the poster, I feel this cold and cold joke. I give two! It should be too classic!
1, female: wear it! Male: It's better not to wear it. women: wear a safe point. Male: Believe in my technology. women: Don't let you go if you don't wear it. Male: Don't wear it like a man. women: You are annoying! Will it die when wearing a helmet on a motorcycle?
2, A, B, C, Ding, which one is the coolest? ==> Ding (thong) has worked hard for most of his life, and finally bought a house in the suburbs of Beijing. The day I paid the money, I was crying with a trembling hand and pulled out my mobile phone to tell my family. Who boot screen shows: Hebei Mobile is welcome!
The answer: Hubei-Hubei-junior magician three levels 2009-10-21 23:18
In a day, you take a walk in the forest, r, Suddenly, a big bear appeared from behind you At this time, when you found it, run the leg and run
a was caught by the bear, and was eaten tragicly ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -It is not as fast as b running out of the forest, and the bear abandoned chase ---------------------------------------------------------- The bear ran fast, and it was thrown away at once ---------------------------------------------------------------------- n Answers: -Lobe Newcomer III 2009-10-21 23:22
The story of report haha and hee hee one day n is here. Knock to death haha Hee hee crying: Haha, haha, haha, you died
11
The lady, can I let me appreciate your underwear?
The answer: jay_h1218-Lieutenant Level 8 2009-10-22 11:10
The reports from the past .. Fart .. Guess what? The shell was collapsed? Wrong .. The answer is .. , I put a fart and of course go! Otherwise, I still shouted: Hey, everyone came to see, I put a fart!
The answer: Watermelon Stames-Book Tong Grade 2009-10-22 13:00
Reporting from the past, a glass and a coffee cup walk on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road A truck pressed the horn, but why was the glass broken and the coffee cup was not broken? rn ----------------------------rnrn因为咖啡杯有耳朵，玻璃杯没有耳朵(Handle)
This must be slowly told. A long time ago, there was a bear. He was a polar bear. He was boring and super boring. He pulled up his hair, pulled one, one pulled, and then pulled one, then pulled one, and then pulled one, and then pulled one, and then pulled one, and then pulled one. Pulling one, then pulling another, then pulling one, then pulling one, and then pulling one, then pulling one, then pulling one, and then pulling again One, then pulled another one, and then pulled another ..... b very speechless, a little impatient a: Do you think this story is cold? b: Not cold a: But the polar bear feels cold!
The answer: GWX44644-Rivers and Lakes Seven Levels 2009-10-23 18:32
icidal to report haha, ask TVXQ's handsome show, he is good at r r r r r r
The answer: Anonymous 2009-10-23 20:15
Report friends Do you know why Panasonic has no Sony Qiang? Intersection Intersection
because of Panasonic (afraid of Sony Ge)
The respondent: -Lunar magician three levels 2009-10-23 22:02 n It is said that the origin of the cold joke is such a story: Little Penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yeah, of course you are penguins." , Am I a penguin? "" Yeah, you are a penguin, what's wrong? "" But, how do I feel so cold? "
A little nice, a bit of postmodernism. Modern people talked about the original jokes, and when they were annoying, they came up with these cold things.
Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why?
because: really like Dabai
2, a polar bear stays lonely on the ice, In a daze, I started to pull my own hair, one ... two ... three ... the last one was left, he suddenly yelled ...................................................................................................................................................................................... It's so cold! Intersection ……………………
3, there are personal like onions, crying when walking n4, a day of summer, two bananas walking on the road .
The banana walking in front suddenly feels hot. He said, so hot, I want to take off my clothes.
.
The banana behind the result fell.
5, there is a hiding cat club, the head of the group has not found. n6, What is the two fingers? What is it? Yes ~~ Hands shaking down, what? What is it? It is fallen! Hahaha, laughed at me
7, extending four fingers,
is it?
four,
This four fingers,
is it?
wonderful ~!
8 When a millionaire drove a luxurious extended "Lincoln" car passing through a village, he saw that two beggars on the road were eating grass, and millions of rich men immediately stopped the car.
"Why do you eat grass?"
"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.
"Really, get in the car, go to my house."
"I still have a wife and two children in my house ..." A beggar muttered Essence
"Calling them 1 rich man pointed to another beggar." And you, call your family also. "
" I have a lot of people in my family, in addition to my wife, there are five children. "Another beggar said.
" It doesn't matter, it's all called, go to 1
. The two beggars and their families got on the car. Extend the car. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully: "Boss, you are so nice, you can invite home from poor people like us."
Millionaires replied: "Nothing, I just returned from abroad. No one has been looking at the house. The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high. You can eat enough.
9. There was a bread walking on the street. He felt hungry. I ate myself
. I used a marshmallow to play for a long time. He said, "So tired, I think I am softened."
10, there was a lamb in the past. One day he went out to play, but he met the big gray wolf.
The big gray wolf said, "I want to eat you! Intersection Intersection "
The guess, what's wrong?
This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb
11, there is no ditch and no cleavage," 。 This communication is difficult.
12, wolf, tiger, and lion who played games will be eliminated? Because: Taotaro (eliminated wolf)
13, when will Chen Shui -bian, Chen Shui -bian? Will you want to be unified? When buying instant noodles.
14, why is the silkworm baby rich? Because ... silkworms will cocoon (frugal)
15, which is history The character is the most poor? Su Wu, because: Suwu Mu Sheyang North Sea (being flat)
16, Xiaoming Xinxin's hair, the next day came to the school, the students saw his new hairstyle, smiled and laughed Dao: Xiaoming, your head shape seems to be a kite! Xiao Ming feels very wronged, and ran outside and crying.. Crying and crying ... he flew up ... 17, one day, three, three In order to avoid the chase of the big gray wolf, the piglets built three huts. The big gray wolf blows out the cottage, the wooden house, the brick house, and the three piglets to run desperately, but they are still chased by the big gray wolf. It's up. Three piglets said hopelessly, do you look at it. We gave up, what about you. At this time, the big gray wolf laughed and kept saliva and said:
Then tell me quickly Where is my little red hat?
18, stones and rice cakes fight, and kick the rice cake into the sea when I get angry ...
Telling a story. Life, but the boys need to take military service, so they made an oath with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. In the past, girls have been waiting for boys, but they can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and walk away in the country. The location, so it will always become a regret. The boy is sad ... After a few years, the boy went fishing and guess what he caught? It was very big. He made a turnaround for three weeks and a half -and -half of the air over time.
21. When I moved with my friend Li Susi, there was no TV at home, and the two were boring. . We pretend that there is a TV on the table, and then the two pretending to have a remote control in the hand, and we can change the table. This bastard constantly changes the platform. I said that he didn't listen, and then we hit it.
22. A egg goes to the teahouse to drink tea. As a result, it becomes a tea egg; a egg runs to the Songhuajiang swimming. As a result, it becomes a pine flower egg. It turned into Lu (braised) eggs; there was an egg without home, and it turned into a wild egg; a egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground, and turned into a missile; there was an egg; there was an egg; there was an egg; I ran to the yard, and the result became At the atomic bomb; a egg ran to the Qinghai -Tibet Plateau, and the result became a hydrogen bomb; a egg was sick, and the result became a bad guy; a egg was married, and the result became a bastard; a egg ran to the river to swim in the river to swim in the river. The result became a nuclear bomb; a egg ran to the flowers, and the result became Huadan; there was an egg riding a horse and holding a knife. It turned out that he was a knife horse; The long one is ugly, and the result becomes a dinosaur egg; one egg is male. His wife adulter to other eggs outside. As a result, he turned into a bastard; N 23, in the past, a person was surnamed Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai.
The result ...
one day, he was taken away!
24, there was a bird in the past, n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n R N He passes a piece of corn field every day,
but unfortunate,
All corn has become popcorn !!!
In the birds fly over ...
thought it was snowing, so it was cold ...
25, Xiaoming: Have you ever seen the turtle shook your head?
Kangkang shakes his head) No
There is
, the idiot said no, the mental retardation does not speak
words ???
Kangkang: ........ .....
26, a reporter wants to visit 100 penguins to the Arctic.
We Penguin said: Eat. Sleep.
The reporter asked what was to fight? The penguin left without saying anything. The reporter wanted to say okay I won't talk about it. What is he visited the second penguin? What is the usual interest? The second penguin said: Eat. Sleeping. How can you fight? The reporter murmured psychologically. A penguin to the 99th penguin they usually eat. Sleep.
until the 100th penguin.
What is your interest?
The 100th penguin: eat. Sleep.
n The 100th penguin: Because I am
27, coffee cups and water cups cross the road. At this time, a grandfather shouted, "Be careful, now It's a red light ". But after a while, the coffee cup passed the road smoothly, but the water cup was bumped into the water by the truck. Why? Intersection
Key: Because the coffee cup has "ears", there is no ^^
28,
To the arrow? Mr. Kong Ming? "
Zhuge Liang:" Believe me. "
Lu Su:" But I still worry ... "
Zhuge Liang: "No need."
Lu Su: "But, don't you think the ship is getting hotter and hotter?"
A little hindrance ... Is there anything wrong? "
Lu Su:" Yeah, I am worried that the enemy shoots the rocket ... "
Zhuge Liang: ￣￣￣ Do you swim? I can't "
29, soldiers:" thirst ... thirst ... "
After a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and I might be here for a while. "
N "
In half an hour -Cao Ren:" Lord! The expedition found a lot of water! "
Cao Cao:" Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, drink water. "
The soldiers:" Don't go ... must find plums ... "
30, Diao Chan:" …………… "
Dong Zhuo: "………………"
Lu Bu: "I just want to listen to you a true thing, which one do you love more!"
: "…………………"
Dong Zhuo: "…………………"
Lu Bu: "Answer me!"
Dong Zhuo: "It's really hard to decide. ￣￣￣￣ Both of them like"
Lu Bu: "Renren !!!" - - According to the exam, the first BL love killing case in Chinese history occurred in the late Eastern Han Dynasty ...
Super disgusting jokes. I am not honest when I eat it. In order to educate me, I said to me: Sixty years of suffering, no food, the nasald nasalda never threw it. . The rich man looking for a servant. The question of the interview was to go to the toilet. After the first few days, he did not wash his hands and came out. The rich sent them away. There was only one washing his hands, so the rich left him. But one day, one day, one day. , The rich found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich asked him why? The servant answered: "I brought the hand paper today ..." . A man saw a store at a big price reduction, so he left Go in. "What do you buy?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have dogs." "Where do you have such a rule?" The salesperson still did not agree to sell it to him. There was no way, the man had to go home to bring the dog before buying the dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cats." "We have rules, you must prove that you have a cat." It was still the salesperson, and the man rubbed her for a long time. As a result, I had to go home to bring the cat before I bought the cat. A few days later, the man hugged a large carton with a hole in the store and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You know your hand in your hand." The salesperson put it in: "What is it, sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of hand paper." . There is any. Personally go to visit his grandmother with friends. When he spoke to his grandmother, his friend began to eat the peanuts on the coffee table and finished the peanuts. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for your peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Oh! Oh! Since my teeth are lit, I can only suck them in the outer chocolate. , Cough ... . Some people like the "spicy fan pot" dish. Once, he went to the restaurant and ordered the dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish has been sold. "" Is it really finished? "He asked disappointed." Sir, really finished. You see, the last one sold to the table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a decent gentleman sitting in the neighbor. The gentleman's meals were almost eaten, but the" spicy fan pot "was still full. That person. I felt that the gentleman was wasteful, so he walked next to the gentleman, pointed at the "spicy fan pot", and Yixin Shi Qi Qi Ren.肆 S 谑 谑 谑 谑 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 ⒀ ⒀ ⒀ 鹄 鹄 鹄 鹄 鹄 鹄 聿 聿 聿 聿 聿 岫 岫 胂 胂 胂 胂 胂 胂 渌 渌 ⑾ ⑾ 谏 谏〉 苄 っ っ っ と ± ± Fresh R emblem model. Overseas Chinese tax rhyme chloride サ � 鬯 鬯 鬯 亓 亓 铩 铩 谀 谀 谀 � 苄 苄 苄 苄 氖 氖 氖 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄Bakery, Qiakeng Pit Coal, Palm Cooking Vinegar Pan, Pan, Angle Skeleton 氖 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 �? 6. On this day . A beggar came forward and said, "Is the boss give a dental sign? "The boss gave him away. After a while, there was another beggar, and he came to the toothpick. The boss thought that now the beggar does not change to the toothpick? Also give him a passing away. Here is another beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to have toothpicks? "The beggar said," Someone vomited, but I was one step late. I had been eaten by the two beggars in front of the two beggars. Now there are only soups. Can you give me a straw Seven, the boss, the second child on the plane, the second child faint, and vomiting. A bag was full, and the boss had to take the bag. When he returned, he found that the whole machine was constantly vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I saw this bag full, and had to drink half a bag again, but they vomited all."
If you see now If you haven't vomited yet, then I have to admit that you are a master, then I want to go out --- Benzi- one day, the boss and the second child go to the theater to see The drama, seeing the two people arguing with the development of the plot, and betting on this. The boss pointed at a row of spitties in front of him and said, "The person who loses should drink something there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two then bet the plot, this time, the second child lost. I saw the second child picked up a spittoon, gurgling and drinking fifteen mouths. The boss was frightened and admired the five bodies. He said to the second child, "You are too remarkable, you can drink fifteen mouths!" The second child shook his head. Keep the bite! "
Avenge The bulls were miserable by the beef, and he was about to revenge. He came to the restaurant and told the waiter that the more scorched the beef. waiter:……
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The first day of school, the teacher asked Xiaoming: "Xiaoming, 1 1 =?" Xiaoming said: "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then you go home and ask your family." Xiaoming asked his mother to ask his mother , Mom is quarreling with others, Xiao Ming asked: "Mom 1 1 =?" Mom said, "Wang Ba egg!" Xiaoming knew 1 1 = Wang Ba egg; Xiaoming asked his father again, Dad was drinking beer, Xiao Ming asked: "Dad 1 1 =?" Dad said, "Shuang!" Xiaoming knew 1 1 = cool again; Xiaoming asked Grandpa again, Grandpa was watching TV, Xiaoming asked: "Grandpa 1 1 =?" Grandpa said: "Boss Boss!" Xiao Ming knew 1 1 = gangster boss; Xiao Ming went to ask her sister again, and her sister was singing the national anthem: people who did not want to be slaves! Xiaoming knew 1 1 = people who did not want to be slaves when they got up; Xiao Ming went to ask her sister again, and her sister was singing children's rhymes: Little Rabbit obediently opened the door! Xiaoming knew 1 1 = Little Rabbit obediently opened the door. The next day, the teacher asked: "Xiaoming 1 1 =?" Xiao Ming said: "Wang Ba egg." "Pap" Teacher slapped Xiaoming, Xiaoming said, "cool." The teacher said inexplicably, "Who teaches you you Xiaoming said: "Boss boss." The teacher frightened and asked, "What are you doing?" Xiao Ming sang: People who are unwilling to be slaves. The teacher went out of Xiao Mingguan, and Xiaoming sang while knocking on the door: The little rabbit obediently opened the door. The teacher fainted
I to the poster, I feel this cold and cold joke. I give two! It should be too classic!
1, female: wear it!
Male: It's better not to wear it.
women: wear a safe point.
Male: Believe in my technology.
women: Don't let you go if you don't wear it.
Male: Don't wear it like a man.
women: You are annoying! Will it die when wearing a helmet on a motorcycle?
2, A, B, C, Ding, which one is the coolest? ==> Ding (thong)
has worked hard for most of his life, and finally bought a house in the suburbs of Beijing.
The day I paid the money, I was crying with a trembling hand and pulled out my mobile phone to tell my family.
Who boot screen shows: Hebei Mobile is welcome!
The answer: Hubei-Hubei-junior magician three levels 2009-10-21 23:18
In a day, you take a walk in the forest, r,
Suddenly, a big bear appeared from behind you
At this time, when you found it, run the leg and run
a was caught by the bear, and was eaten tragicly ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -It is not as fast as
b running out of the forest, and the bear abandoned chase ---------------------------------------------------------- The bear ran fast, and it was thrown away at once ---------------------------------------------------------------------- n Answers: -Lobe Newcomer III 2009-10-21 23:22
The story of report haha and hee hee
one day
n is here. Knock to death haha
Hee hee crying: Haha, haha, haha, you died
11
The lady, can I let me appreciate your underwear?
The answer: jay_h1218-Lieutenant Level 8 2009-10-22 11:10
The reports from the past .. Fart .. Guess what?
The shell was collapsed? Wrong ..
The answer is ..
, I put a fart and of course go! Otherwise, I still shouted: Hey, everyone came to see, I put a fart!
The answer: Watermelon Stames-Book Tong Grade 2009-10-22 13:00
Reporting from the past, a glass and a coffee cup walk on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road A truck pressed the horn, but why was the glass broken and the coffee cup was not broken? rn ----------------------------rnrn因为咖啡杯有耳朵，玻璃杯没有耳朵(Handle)
The answer: 觊 觊 (-Intern level 2009-10-22 20:53
Answer: -The intermediate disciple 2nd level 2009-10-23 00:54
This must be slowly told. A long time ago, there was a bear. He was a polar bear. He was boring and super boring. He pulled up his hair, pulled one, one pulled, and then pulled one, then pulled one, and then pulled one, and then pulled one, and then pulled one, and then pulled one. Pulling one, then pulling another, then pulling one, then pulling one, and then pulling one, then pulling one, then pulling one, and then pulling again One, then pulled another one, and then pulled another .....
b very speechless, a little impatient
a: Do you think this story is cold?
b: Not cold
a: But the polar bear feels cold!
The answer: GWX44644-Rivers and Lakes Seven Levels 2009-10-23 18:32
icidal to report haha, ask TVXQ's handsome show, he is good at r r r r r r
The answer: Anonymous 2009-10-23 20:15
Report friends
Do you know why Panasonic has no Sony Qiang? Intersection Intersection
because of Panasonic (afraid of Sony Ge)
The respondent: -Lunar magician three levels 2009-10-23 22:02
n It is said that the origin of the cold joke is such a story: Little Penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yeah, of course you are penguins." , Am I a penguin? "" Yeah, you are a penguin, what's wrong? "" But, how do I feel so cold? "
A little nice, a bit of postmodernism. Modern people talked about the original jokes, and when they were annoying, they came up with these cold things.
Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why?
because: really like Dabai
2, a polar bear stays lonely on the ice, In a daze, I started to pull my own hair, one ... two ... three ... the last one was left, he suddenly yelled ...................................................................................................................................................................................... It's so cold! Intersection ……………………
3, there are personal like onions, crying when walking
n4, a day of summer, two bananas walking on the road .
The banana walking in front suddenly feels hot. He said, so hot, I want to take off my clothes.
.
The banana behind the result fell.
5, there is a hiding cat club, the head of the group has not found.
n6, What is the two fingers? What is it? Yes ~~ Hands shaking down, what? What is it? It is fallen! Hahaha, laughed at me
7, extending four fingers,
is it?
four,
This four fingers,
is it?
wonderful ~!
8 When a millionaire drove a luxurious extended "Lincoln" car passing through a village, he saw that two beggars on the road were eating grass, and millions of rich men immediately stopped the car.
"Why do you eat grass?"
"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.
"Really, get in the car, go to my house."
"I still have a wife and two children in my house ..." A beggar muttered Essence
"Calling them 1 rich man pointed to another beggar." And you, call your family also. "
" I have a lot of people in my family, in addition to my wife, there are five children. "Another beggar said.
" It doesn't matter, it's all called, go to 1
. The two beggars and their families got on the car. Extend the car. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully: "Boss, you are so nice, you can invite home from poor people like us."
Millionaires replied: "Nothing, I just returned from abroad. No one has been looking at the house. The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high. You can eat enough.
9. There was a bread walking on the street. He felt hungry. I ate myself
. I used a marshmallow to play for a long time. He said, "So tired, I think I am softened."
10, there was a lamb in the past. One day he went out to play, but he met the big gray wolf.
The big gray wolf said, "I want to eat you! Intersection Intersection "
The guess, what's wrong?
This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb
11, there is no ditch and no cleavage," 。 This communication is difficult.
12, wolf, tiger, and lion who played games will be eliminated? Because: Taotaro (eliminated wolf)
13, when will Chen Shui -bian, Chen Shui -bian? Will you want to be unified? When buying instant noodles.
14, why is the silkworm baby rich? Because ... silkworms will cocoon (frugal)
15, which is history The character is the most poor? Su Wu, because: Suwu Mu Sheyang North Sea (being flat)
16, Xiaoming Xinxin's hair, the next day came to the school, the students saw his new hairstyle, smiled and laughed Dao: Xiaoming, your head shape seems to be a kite! Xiao Ming feels very wronged, and ran outside and crying.. Crying and crying ... he flew up ...
17, one day, three, three In order to avoid the chase of the big gray wolf, the piglets built three huts. The big gray wolf blows out the cottage, the wooden house, the brick house, and the three piglets to run desperately, but they are still chased by the big gray wolf. It's up. Three piglets said hopelessly, do you look at it. We gave up, what about you. At this time, the big gray wolf laughed and kept saliva and said:
Then tell me quickly Where is my little red hat?
18, stones and rice cakes fight, and kick the rice cake into the sea when I get angry ...
Telling a story. Life, but the boys need to take military service, so they made an oath with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. In the past, girls have been waiting for boys, but they can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and walk away in the country. The location, so it will always become a regret. The boy is sad ... After a few years, the boy went fishing and guess what he caught? It was very big. He made a turnaround for three weeks and a half -and -half of the air over time.
21. When I moved with my friend Li Susi, there was no TV at home, and the two were boring. . We pretend that there is a TV on the table, and then the two pretending to have a remote control in the hand, and we can change the table. This bastard constantly changes the platform. I said that he didn't listen, and then we hit it.
22. A egg goes to the teahouse to drink tea. As a result, it becomes a tea egg; a egg runs to the Songhuajiang swimming. As a result, it becomes a pine flower egg. It turned into Lu (braised) eggs; there was an egg without home, and it turned into a wild egg; a egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground, and turned into a missile; there was an egg; there was an egg; there was an egg; I ran to the yard, and the result became At the atomic bomb; a egg ran to the Qinghai -Tibet Plateau, and the result became a hydrogen bomb; a egg was sick, and the result became a bad guy; a egg was married, and the result became a bastard; a egg ran to the river to swim in the river to swim in the river. The result became a nuclear bomb; a egg ran to the flowers, and the result became Huadan; there was an egg riding a horse and holding a knife. It turned out that he was a knife horse; The long one is ugly, and the result becomes a dinosaur egg; one egg is male. His wife adulter to other eggs outside. As a result, he turned into a bastard; N
23, in the past, a person was surnamed Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai.
The result ...
one day, he was taken away!
24, there was a bird in the past,
n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n R N He passes a piece of corn field every day,
but unfortunate,
All corn has become popcorn !!!
In the birds fly over ...
thought it was snowing, so it was cold ...
25, Xiaoming: Have you ever seen the turtle shook your head?
Kangkang shakes his head) No
There is
, the idiot said no, the mental retardation does not speak
words ???
Kangkang: ........ .....
26, a reporter wants to visit 100 penguins to the Arctic.
We Penguin said: Eat. Sleep.
The reporter asked what was to fight? The penguin left without saying anything. The reporter wanted to say okay I won't talk about it. What is he visited the second penguin? What is the usual interest? The second penguin said: Eat. Sleeping. How can you fight? The reporter murmured psychologically. A penguin to the 99th penguin they usually eat. Sleep.
until the 100th penguin.
What is your interest?
The 100th penguin: eat. Sleep.
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The 100th penguin: Because I am
27, coffee cups and water cups cross the road. At this time, a grandfather shouted, "Be careful, now It's a red light ". But after a while, the coffee cup passed the road smoothly, but the water cup was bumped into the water by the truck. Why? Intersection
Key: Because the coffee cup has "ears", there is no ^^
28,
To the arrow? Mr. Kong Ming? "
Zhuge Liang:" Believe me. "
Lu Su:" But I still worry ... "
Zhuge Liang: "No need."
Lu Su: "But, don't you think the ship is getting hotter and hotter?"
A little hindrance ... Is there anything wrong? "
Lu Su:" Yeah, I am worried that the enemy shoots the rocket ... "
Zhuge Liang: ￣￣￣ Do you swim? I can't "
29, soldiers:" thirst ... thirst ... "
After a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and I might be here for a while. "
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In half an hour -Cao Ren:" Lord! The expedition found a lot of water! "
Cao Cao:" Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, drink water. "
The soldiers:" Don't go ... must find plums ... "
30, Diao Chan:" …………… "
Dong Zhuo: "………………"
Lu Bu: "I just want to listen to you a true thing, which one do you love more!"
: "…………………"
Dong Zhuo: "…………………"
Lu Bu: "Answer me!"
Dong Zhuo: "It's really hard to decide. ￣￣￣￣ Both of them like"
Lu Bu: "Renren !!!" - - According to the exam, the first BL love killing case in Chinese history occurred in the late Eastern Han Dynasty ...
The choose which one likes ...
Super disgusting jokes. I am not honest when I eat it. In order to educate me, I said to me: Sixty years of suffering, no food, the nasald nasalda never threw it.
. The rich man looking for a servant. The question of the interview was to go to the toilet. After the first few days, he did not wash his hands and came out. The rich sent them away. There was only one washing his hands, so the rich left him. But one day, one day, one day. , The rich found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich asked him why? The servant answered: "I brought the hand paper today ..."
. A man saw a store at a big price reduction, so he left Go in. "What do you buy?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have dogs." "Where do you have such a rule?" The salesperson still did not agree to sell it to him. There was no way, the man had to go home to bring the dog before buying the dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cats." "We have rules, you must prove that you have a cat." It was still the salesperson, and the man rubbed her for a long time. As a result, I had to go home to bring the cat before I bought the cat. A few days later, the man hugged a large carton with a hole in the store and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You know your hand in your hand." The salesperson put it in: "What is it, sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of hand paper."
. There is any. Personally go to visit his grandmother with friends. When he spoke to his grandmother, his friend began to eat the peanuts on the coffee table and finished the peanuts. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for your peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Oh! Oh! Since my teeth are lit, I can only suck them in the outer chocolate. , Cough ...
. Some people like the "spicy fan pot" dish. Once, he went to the restaurant and ordered the dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish has been sold. "" Is it really finished? "He asked disappointed." Sir, really finished. You see, the last one sold to the table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a decent gentleman sitting in the neighbor. The gentleman's meals were almost eaten, but the" spicy fan pot "was still full. That person. I felt that the gentleman was wasteful, so he walked next to the gentleman, pointed at the "spicy fan pot", and Yixin Shi Qi Qi Ren.肆 S 谑 谑 谑 谑 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 鸬鞲 ⒀ ⒀ ⒀ 鹄 鹄 鹄 鹄 鹄 鹄 聿 聿 聿 聿 聿 岫 岫 胂 胂 胂 胂 胂 胂 渌 渌 ⑾ ⑾ 谏 谏〉 苄 っ っ っ と ± ± Fresh R emblem model. Overseas Chinese tax rhyme chloride サ � 鬯 鬯 鬯 亓 亓 铩 铩 谀 谀 谀 � 苄 苄 苄 苄 氖 氖 氖 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄 苄Bakery, Qiakeng Pit Coal, Palm Cooking Vinegar Pan, Pan, Angle Skeleton 氖 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 锹穑 �?
6. On this day . A beggar came forward and said, "Is the boss give a dental sign? "The boss gave him away. After a while, there was another beggar, and he came to the toothpick. The boss thought that now the beggar does not change to the toothpick? Also give him a passing away. Here is another beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to have toothpicks? "The beggar said," Someone vomited, but I was one step late. I had been eaten by the two beggars in front of the two beggars. Now there are only soups. Can you give me a straw
Seven, the boss, the second child on the plane, the second child faint, and vomiting. A bag was full, and the boss had to take the bag. When he returned, he found that the whole machine was constantly vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I saw this bag full, and had to drink half a bag again, but they vomited all."
If you see now If you haven't vomited yet, then I have to admit that you are a master, then I want to go out ---
Benzi-
one day, the boss and the second child go to the theater to see The drama, seeing the two people arguing with the development of the plot, and betting on this. The boss pointed at a row of spitties in front of him and said, "The person who loses should drink something there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two then bet the plot, this time, the second child lost. I saw the second child picked up a spittoon, gurgling and drinking fifteen mouths. The boss was frightened and admired the five bodies. He said to the second child, "You are too remarkable, you can drink fifteen mouths!" The second child shook his head. Keep the bite! "
Avenge
The bulls were miserable by the beef, and he was about to revenge. He came to the restaurant and told the waiter that the more scorched the beef. waiter:……
It is interesting
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