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1. A male deer, walking, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer) !!!! 2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car passes by One of them was too late to be flattened, and the other tomato pointed at the flattened tomato with a smile: dig hahaha, tomato sauce ... 3. Big Gray Wolf said: "I want to eat you!! ! "Guess, what's wrong? This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb. 4. Stone and rice cakes fight, the stone flew into the sea and kicked the rice cake into the sea ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ssosoga. Settlement for a lifetime, but the boys need to take military service, and they made an oath with the girl and gave the girl a diamond ring. They promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. Three years have passed. The girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and walk away in the country. However, the boy has always been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstand After the dating place, I always became a regret. The boy was sad ... After a few years, the boy went fishing and guess what he caught? year cake !!! 5. Dumpling is the dumplings. Boys are still girls The answer Boys have foreskin because dumplings have foreskin 6. There is a duck called Xiaohuang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled, "Oh!" From then on, he became a small cucumber. It's !! 7. The match stick suddenly felt itchy, so he stretched his hands and scratched himself ... 8. There was a bird in the past. After a piece of corn field , but unfortunately one day the corn field had a fire All corn turned into popcorn R n thought it was snowing, and it was cold ... 9. When will Taiwan want to be unified? Is when buying instant noodles 10. A pine and Abai have nothing to chat with each other. A Song: "Recalling children's time, the happiest is Children's Day." Aba: "After ten years is Youth Day." Ason The year is Father's Day. " Abai:" It's the Old Man's Day in more than decades. " Aatong:" Another decades. " Abai:" Qingming " 11. The soldiers:" thirst ... thirst ... " Cao Cao:" Everyone persist for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and then walked for a while for a while for a while. Maybe it is " The soldiers:" Oh, there are plums to eat ￣￣￣ " half an hour later -Cao Ren:" Lord! The expedition found a lot Water source! " Cao Cao:" Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, there is water drinking " The soldiers:" Don't go ... must find plums ... "12. A girl lost love, I persuaded her: "The toad with two legs is not easy to find, there are men with three legs!" 13. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I silly child?" Dad said, " Silly child, why are you a silly child? " 14. A three -point steak and a 5 -point steak met on the street. Why did they say hello? (Suppose they can speak) because of …………………… .. because of .......................... Because they are not familiar with it ~~~~~~~~ 15. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it. Reason: The crow is silent (silent). 16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: "Say, do you get it?" In a word of the enemy, he was killed by electricity ... He said, "I am from electricity!" 17. A: "I take you to a place where all girls do not wear bras." : "Really? Where is it? Take me soon!" : "Just in the kindergarten next door!" . The audience, asked, "Which hostess do you admire the most in your mind?" The audience said, "It's you." Wang Xiaoya asked: "Why do you say this?" The audience said, "Because you look a bit like Yang Lan!" 19. Do you know what color is Spider -Man? red, wrong! is white does not believe you read the English of Spider -Man: Spider Man (a white man) . Why does Xiao Ming fall? Please think twice ... …………………………………… because the floor is slippery 21. After a group of animals open the party, they rush into 7-11 convenience stores to buy things. After coming out, I stayed alone in the store. Why? The convenience store is not snoring for 24 hours .................. 2. The glass and coffee cup cross the road. Suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming! This cup was hit by the car, but the coffee cup was okay. Why? The coffee cup has ears! 23. One horse said that our company launched a new product, Fart 3, referred to as MP3 ... 24. I hate two people most:
The second is black; is unknown! 25. I want to thank Ogawa, Chaohelan, Nagase Ai, Mika Ryoko, Takashiko Mary, Kawamoto Dance, Wudi Hitomi, Natsuki Miyuki, Naoshi, Kudo, Kobayashi, Koyama Inner Real, Kishikawa Miho, Nishida Yuki, Sawai Yongjie, Fujiizaki Caihua, Ye Shanyu, Akiraki Chihiro, Matsuyama, Yuki, and Quan Shizuka, etc. Delete or foreign friends who are still in the computer: Every night when people are quiet, they spend one lonely night with me; when my spirit is the most uninstalled, they come to comfort me in a timely manner; when I play CS essence When we exhausted, it was the pleasure that they made me feel unobstructed; when my state was sluggish, there was no feelings, it was that they made me spirit with it ~ 6. The accuracy of earthquake prediction accuracy has indeed improved a lot. The second word is only two words: prediction in "Heilongjiang", but the result is "Jiujiang"! 27. Zhang Liangying said: "The worship of my fans said -the idol of Ido" He Jie said, "The worship of my fans said -the idol is called Jie" Zhou Bichang said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Chang" Li Yuchun said, "You talk, I'll go first!" 28 .. Five Fuwa gathered together to chat. Belbe proposed: Let's give ourselves a nickname, my name is "Bawa"! Crystal: Then I am called "Crystal Wa"! Huanhuan: My name is "Huanwa"! Nini: My name is "Nava"! stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ... In said that in 2058, five Fuwa gathered together to chat. Belbe: Let's talk about our nickname, people respect me very much, call me "Beiye"! I Huanhuan: People call me "Huanye"! Nini: People call me "Ni Ye"! Welcoming: People call me "Ying Ye"! n, Jingjing stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do ... 29. The severe winter is here. I turned back to my childhood! Intersection Intersection 30. The celery walked, and suddenly felt that the stomach was painful, and then he said "卟", what did you say? (Dishes) What color is dung ??????? Answer: yellow because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang) 31. There is a fat man .... From two Jump down on the top of the tenth floor .... The results have become ... dead fat man !! 32. There were bread in the past, and it felt hungry. R n Once there was a cup of beer, it felt thirsty, so I drank itself .. . There was a virgin in the past. She felt tired and fell asleep. Who is is peanuts because of peanuts ~~~ 34. Who among ancient characters is a white -collar worker? Meng's mother three moves (thousand) 35. Zhang Fei: "Old thief leaves!" Yan Yan: "Eye thief! Destin the horse!" "Two thieves listen ~~~ You have been surrounded ~~~ Put down the weapon ..." 36. How did the ant fall off from the Himalayas? dead. Because it is too light ~ so it takes a long time to float ... 37. The most KB diary in the world Old bear is about to write a diary and find that the diary has been used up. , But at twelve o'clock in the evening. But he was still riding on a bicycle on the dark street. After looking for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money. The boss said with a low voice: "This is imported, the pricing costs 70 yuan ..." The old bear said: "So expensive, but I only have 50 yuan out." The boss said, "It's okay, even if you are 50 yuan." The old bear said happily: "Thank you boss." Don't open the last page, otherwise it will happen very kb. Don't blame me without reminding you at that time! " The old bear said," Well, I know. " old bear I bought the diary home, and he removed the package and placed it on the table in front of the window in the room. At this time, he wanted to take a bath first and then come out to write a diary ... After taking a shower, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened. On the last page, the old bear stepped forward to stop, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind KB happened ... I saw the old bear screamed because he saw it The last page reads: (Please pull down) . …………………… . N. N. N. . continue to pull ... . . . . R n. . . A, finally pull a little ... . n. . n. The last page reads-pricing: 3 yuan
1. I heard that there was a meteor in the sky when there were meteors passing through the sky. I wished me that day, I hope you can become smarter. I rely on! guess what? That meteor went back according to the original Luffy! 2. I bought a Western Claundment can 80,000. Yesterday, I went to the u003CJianbao> column to identify it. The expert said seriously, "This is the Western Zhou? 3. Son: "Mother, my math test is not good today. What about. "Son:" Then the teacher asked me 3*2 =? "Mother:" Is this TMD the same! "Son:" I said so too .. 4. A prisoner executed the gun decision, the bullets, the bullet, the bullet It was produced by "a certain county", the quality was not good, the first shot was not released, and then the second shot fired ... The third shot ... At this time, the prisoner cried: "You strangle me, too A scary! " 5. The father told his son to tell his son:" Uncle called Xiaoyang to cut firewood. I did not expect Xiaoyang to cut off the uncle's favorite peach tree. Do you know why? "The son replied:" Maybe because Xiaoyang still holds an ax in his hand. So he dare not scold him 6. The doctor asked the patient how to fracture. The sand, just holding the electric pole to shake the shoes, I shake it ... Someone thought I was an electric shock, so I picked up the wooden stick and gave me two sticks. Three criminal suspects of trial A, B, and C, The judge said to A: "Is things stole? Intersection " B:" Not " The judge was furious:" I didn't ask you. " The said:" I didn't say anything either. " 8. The last bus night, the last bus, a white woman in the last row. Looking back, people sit there. continue to open and look at the rearview mirror. n Suspicious brakes, the woman slowly came to her hair messy, her face was full of blood, and she said with a low voice: "The old lady has hatred with you?" As soon as you take your shoe, you will brake them when you take it. " 9. Knowing his own person The group of professors was invited to board an airplane. After sitting, they were told that the plane was designed by their students. , Professor has got off the plane. has only one professor sitting there. Someone asked him why he didn't hurry up. He said, "Rest assured, this plane can't fly at all. " 10. The teacher who cares about the students One day, when the math teacher said," classmates, the entrance examination is coming soon. " In order to allow everyone to take good results, I went to the bookstore to find a very good tutoring information last night. Many of the contents above were the content of the middle school entrance examination in the past few years. I suggest ... " has not finished saying , Interrupted by a male voice: "Don't say so much nonsense, open a price! " 11. I didn't bring a book The school style of my classmates is not very strong, and no one came to class at the end of the expiration. Go up. This, the classroom that can accommodate 100 people has come alone. The teacher sees his spirit of learning so well and said that my classmates can draw you! It was my classmate's sentence: "Teacher, I didn't bring a book. " 12. Playing vegetables In the cafeteria, student A said to student B: " New semester and new weather. The amount of today's dishes is obviously more than before, and the opinions we mentioned finally valued. " The student B patted his shoulder and said," Don't think too much. The master took two months leave and his hands were a bit born. " " 13. I can only demonstrate once The instructors of Iraq's suicide bomb training camp, saying to the new guy who entered the camp: " Everyone, pay attention, I only demonstrate this stuff once! " 1 14. Cake can't waste salt ” Last night, I went to the following strip to eat. I don't want to waste, put my brain with my hands and put it in the pot ... 15. I am all! The phone of Xiaoming's family one day rang, Xiao Ming immediately picked up the phone and said: "You you you Okay, this is the phone message, please leave a message after you hear it. " . The other end of the phone did not respond for a long time. Xiaoming said angrily," I'm all, why don't you speak yet! " " 16. Those who can sleep These days of the college entrance examination, everyone knows It just watching the status of a god send on Weibo just now: I wipe it, get up late, prepare for the next year, prepare for the next year Repeat it. The people who can sleep can not afford to hurt. 17. 啐 You have a stinky shit The once quarreled with classmates. . As soon as I was in a hurry, I came here: "I have a stinky shit. " This after listening to me for a few seconds, it really doesn't make noisy.
18. I hope others say What do you want others to say? " said:" I hope others say that I am a Gu family. " The other person said," I hope others say I am helpful. " The third person said:" I hope others say, ‘Over, he seems to be moving! ‘ 19. The door that cannot be opened Patients:" Doctor, I always dream of the same nightmare recently, what's the matter? " Doctor:" What do you dream about? " " The patient:" I always dreamed that I came to a door, so I pushed it, but I couldn't push it! " " Doctor:" What's on the door? " The patient:" There is a 'pull' word ... " 20. Good and bad learning [Before the exam] The good children said," I went to the exam Intersection ", Said badly," I'll go! " Exam! " 21. Holding my hand This chief asked the death prisoner sitting in an electric chair before the sentence:" Do you have any requirements? " " The death prisoner:" I just hope you can hold my hand when you are executing, making me a little better. "
[After the exam] The children who have studied well said," I'm finished! ", Said badly," I rely on! " It's over! " 21. This lesson cannot be attended The first school after the winter vacation, 80%of the students in the second grade class in elementary school are doing their own business. What to do! This lesson can't be taken. " . A classmate calmly raised his hand:" Teacher me, do I fire it? " " The teacher said casually:" casually. " The student took out a firecracker from his schoolbag and crackled up in the classroom ... 2. "Dad is very angry:" The next test is low, don't call my dad! "The son came back the next day:" Sorry, brother! " 23. This Chinese leaders and American leaders are more loyal than whose bodyguard. American leaders ordered the bodyguard to jump down from the 10th floor. The bodyguard kneeled down and said," Don't, I still have family. "So the US President was softened. The Chinese leader ordered the bodyguard to jump down, and the Chinese bodyguard would jump without saying a word. The US President was scared to pull him quickly. Chinese bodyguard said," Don't, I still have family members. " 24. Teacher:" Nobita, the teacher gives you 90 yuan, you go to borrow 10 yuan from the fat tiger, so how much does you have? " Nobita:" 0 yuan. " " Teacher: "You don't understand mathematics at all!" " Nobita:" You don't understand the fat tiger at all! Intersection Intersection " 25. The patients in the intensive care unit in a hospital always died around 11 o'clock on Sunday, which puzzled the doctors and even thought it was a spiritual event. The reason. By Sunday, the clock had just knocked on eleven o'clock. Through the monitor, the cleaner cleaned on the Sunday entered the intensive care unit, unplugged the life maintenance system wire plug, then inserted the vacuum cleaner plug, started to start the vacuum cleaner, and started Cleaning...
1 I am a male teacher. The hemorrhoids were committed, and a sanitary napkin (sanitary napkin was from his wife). When playing basketball at school, the damn things fell out of the legs of the trousers, and there was blood on the top ~~~ The students surrounded a lot of students to watch the ball. No ... 2 The school in high school, some classmates went home and asked him to help me with something, and sent a text message: Burn me some clothes and money. 3 This to cook crabs last night. After the water was opened, I threw the crabs into the pot one by one. The crab is very fresh and moved in the pot. The wife was careful and couldn't see this, so she hid behind me and covered her eyes and didn't dare to look at it. I comfortable: Jiajia, are we too cruel? Wife: Hmm ............ Did you put salt? 4 The educated chemical old myopia 800 degrees. After a class on the blackboard, he turned around and suddenly pointed at me and shouted: What are you standing! Intersection Sit for me! Intersection I was sitting in the last row of seats at the time, and my coat was hung on the wall behind me ... 5 It college emergency classes, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, professor, while professor, professor, while professor. Demonstration: Professor: Press your chest with both hands, you can't work too much, press down 2 ~ 3cm, it's too big to put the patient's ribs Breaking the bone! The professor: Please see the demonstration (press hard with both hands), click! The ribs of the model are broken. embarrassingly, after class ~ 6 The college goes to Shenzhen to sketch, sered to classmates on the road, suddenly a male classmate walked on the side of the road, took a shot of one The person's shoulder asked, "Brother, ask,", was his head squeezed by the door, but he asked the bank's banknotemen! Intersection The banknotes may not hear it clearly. This head, The nervousness holding the gun (big spray) pointed at him: "What are you doing! What do you want to do!", Iself, This with a scaredness: "Brother, there is nothing else, I will ask what time." Essence Essence Essence Essence The sweaty waterfall sweat. Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence 7 . When I graduated from elementary school, I bought a book of evil, because the constellation from January 20th to February 18th was ---- n later, for a long time, someone asked me what constellation you were, and I said it was a water tank! 8 In the get off work with previous colleagues, walking on the road opposite the company, a man walking on the opposite side, staring at me for a while, I just wanted to ask him to know me. The man glanced at me and then vomited! That 囧! ~~ The man is a drunk man! I was speechless, and my colleague laughed. From then on, it has spread through the ages. Essence Essence The colleague said, ***, the ugly, the man spit at her at a glance. Essence Essence 9 . My friend was drunk once again. According to his mother, he was in the toilet, with a telephone shape in his right hand, pressing the mirror in his left hand, and the "prison person" in the mirror. Is it good? Is the prison strict recently? Strive to come out soon ... 10 once, because there is something to contact a classmate, but there is no number in his mobile phone, so give another one to the other one Send a text message with his classmates, "Is there a phone number of XXX?" and then waited patiently. After 5 minutes, I finally received a reply. I couldn't wait to open the text message. Two large characters. Axitable, I can only send a text message to the big brother, "So, please tell me?" I continued to wait for another five minutes, received the reply, and couldn't wait to open it again. The other two words, "Okay"! 11 The first time I just went to college, special soil, the teacher asked the teacher to make PPT display again, and I never used it before. I just went up at that time. I opened the computer for a long time. The projector did not respond. The buddies below shouted F2 and press F2! So I hesitated and asked: Is it the two keys at the same time? 12 In a little girl ran to the counter and said to me: "Auntie, give me a pack of tomato sauce. ' n So I smiled, and said to her while handing it to her: 'No problem, the little brother.' The little girl froze: 'I am not a little brother!' me: ' Is my aunt? ' The little girl took the tomato sauce and hurriedly ran away! 13 When graduate graduated, a girl and two boys in the class helped her from the seventh floor to the five big boxes from the seventh floor The two boys who moved to the first floor were almost exhausted. The aunt who watched the building couldn't see it . In the past, I said something that made me feel so far. " "Strong." 14 In one day when I went out, I called my friends and asked her to come out with me. Then I got on the bus and called her by the way: "Are you here? ? "Then my friend Xiao M said:" I'm doing a bus! " I said," I take the 10x bus, which one are you sitting? " I feel wrong. I saw the people on the opposite side looking at me like neuropathy. I looked back subconsciously and found that my friend Xiao M was sitting on the seat behind me: "Are you here? Are you here? Why don't you talk? ..... " 15 has taken 45 to the bell tower once, and a middle -aged woman is on the way. There were not many people in the car at the time, but she stood by me and I and I was standing in front of me subconsciously, but the mm next to me was unknowingly Essence Soon, the middle -aged woman reached into the MM bag with one hand. When it was late and then, I suddenly put a fart, stinky and loud, causing people to see me, ashamed me, so ashamed of me. I can't wait to find a hole. However, smoked has quickly retracted the middle -aged woman to cover her nose! Haha! " 16 It a year in the whole bedroom is very simple, eight people have never seen condoms What do you look like in the real thing? In one night, I gathered in front of the computer to search for pictures. As a result, I only found the picture of the box and the small packaging. Buy one in the side of the coin machine. This machines are rusty, and a bunch of us people talk about whether there is something in the box, wasting a coin value is not worth it, passers -by, passers -by, passers -by After seeing us, I guess it is sweaty ... later I finally bought one, one of which was shocked: "So small! "We all despised it, and said that after taking it back to the bedroom, let's talk about it. After opening it, most of us felt similar to what we thought, but the girl still said," Why is it so small! So how do you cover people? "We were all overwhelmed by thunder. It turned out that she thought the condom was to cover the whole person ... later we saw a sex raincoat in the supermarket and would say" your TT " 17 Director of Moral Education in High Schools, talking very powerful. Classic paragraphs: Now our school has very uncivilized phenomena. Many students play basketball barely, and most of them are boys! Is there a small number of girls with shirtless girls? 18 The high school classmates nearly a thousand degrees myopia, no glasses can not be made ... , Continue the first three points ... The results are still empty ... The audio is quiet ... Then I (I and he different teams) pick up the ball and throw Give him a ball ... Then he threw the ball back to me and said: Isn't it out of bounds, you kick the ball ... 19 Video: [TV series] Sniper Episode 23 Comments: cool 6 netizen ip: 58.57.7.* 2009-08-16 22:08 Published watch a lot of anti-Japanese themes, how traitors are Chinese. 20 The aunt who practiced the car together ~~ One day, her husband riding a motorcycle to go home ~~ On the road, a man wants to stop them and say to them ~~ My car is in front of the people in front of them. Stolen it, borrow your car to chase him ~ Aunt's husband is unreasonable , continue to drive ~ The aunt sat behind and said ~~~~ I lend my car to you, me Wait what car to chase you --- 21 once drinking with friends. From the afternoon to the evening, the white drink will be changed to red wine. Finally I patted his shoulder in one hand in the cup. If you are about to say your heart, he spit out his mouth and the red wine he absorbed . A miserable lungs, I said helplessly, "Don't you vomit me, it's okay, who we follow, don't cry," he raised his head and said to me This disease ... "I was speechless at the time ... 22 S small A company recently paid a salary, Xiao A ran to the financial room to receive the salary, and then ... The accountant said, "Let's get wages late, I have no change. " 23 In my high school classmates (MM) was sent to the school to promote AIDS Day By the way Sitting in a circle of stools and waiting for teachers to give a speech In at this time, I took turns to send a banana for each person I my classmates, so happy, hey ~ I can eat fruit 8 fault 8 fault ·· I. She and the people next to the people were talking and laughing at the same time. I used to set TT, but there is only one banana skin in my classmates. 24 When I was in the first year of high school, our school must be tense in seniority. Female classmates on the screen: ... You must face the college entrance examination seriously, give full play to their best level, and do not repeat the mistakes of the entrance examination ... 25 The experiment was prepared to pour some of the test tubes. There is no zinc! Teacher: This classmate answered very well! 26 During the middle school, I started to be popular in the stars. My classmates had money and bought one. I want to use his play for a while, playing a place to ask for a password, and I asked him how much the password is. did he say, don't say it, personal information. So, so I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will Give up, but my curiosity has never disappeared. one day, I saw him take out Wen Qu Xing to play, and I accidentally saw that he was passing the password. I saw him lose 6 the same Characters, ecstatic in my heart, the original password is so simple, so I find a chance to peek at it. So I went out one day, and turned his Wen Qu Xing. Character ******* .... 27 On the bus in Beijing, a man brought a fourth and five -year -old boy. When the traffic lights were such as red and green lights, there was a police car next to the bus. men do not know why they hate Pol.ice so much, and said to the boy, "Son, you see, they are pol.ice. Pol.ice knows, they are all the sons of the people. I am the people, and Pol.ice is my son! " 1 seconds later, the boy shouted," Then I am Pol.ice, Grandpa! " The we couldn't hold back, and laughed. 28 . I bought a car cover But we are not sure that it is a chick . They laughed at me and said that I had no taste to buy such ugly things It is keen to say that XX is also dignified) In after that, I found that the entire hall is watching me ... 29 a day. Primal waist. " I disdain:" You are the pork waist. " The dead party, asking:" What are you waist? " " Answer:" Human waist. " 30 In junior high school, it was two sets of independent tables and chairs, and quarreled with the same table (male), and then I wrote my job book with anger, and then called the station. Get up to prepare for the homework, and see my sitting at the same table on his small stool, and then holding his small table ... the whole outlet turned down ... I was stunned, I don’t know, I don’t know Why, he slowly struggled to get up from his own table and chairs, poor said: I thought you were going to stand up and hit me T.T ... 31 The handsome guy who loves to date . I dressed up ~ Because I wore a big collar clothes, I put my chest stickers ... I took a sweet meal and walked on the commercial street. Suddenly, the handsome guy stops and asked me, what is your clothes sticking to it? This look down at a low head, OMG! The chest sticker actually slipped! And sticking to the hem of the clothes ~ I took it down and threw it into the trash: "I don't know what it is ~ I guess where it is sticky." So we continued to take a walk and my Hold up, hold it on your chest and let it go again ... 32 In the gossip in the bedroom. Emphasized, when she returned to God, the password of the recharge card had been cleared through it. Later, she used ingenuity The craftsmanship to scrape the passwords in the waste paper chips and recharge. R n33 One time I took a physical education class, as soon as the teacher came up, he announced his face seriously: Today, I want to criticize the two students, a man and a woman. The boy who stood behind me murmured: a dog and a woman! To dogs and women! The teacher said loudly, I said you, you and XX (another woman) ~~ The whole class laughed ~~ 34 By a news: Singer with laughter and abuse ... I I wondered ... The drug use of drugs, why do you want to use laughter? Why do news specifically pointed out that the drug use What about laughing with laughter? later I learned that it was a singer ... 35 a few years ago, she was in the company, anxious, hurriedly rushed to the toilet, and found that the women's toilet door was covered in Because the toilet is a single pit, I dare not rush into the door, and then knocked on the door to test, only I heard a female voice calmly replied: Please enter ~~!! 36 Is when I pulled out my pocket, a key fell off I didn't find it at the time, I went back to find it later! The little couple on the side of the road, the man suddenly said: Who is it? I. : Mine, mine! It was my later I learned that the woman was pregnant ... poor my face ... It hurts for a few days 37 In young and ignorant when you were young, only look at it After my mother wore a bra, she thought the bra was exclusive to my mother. So for a while, every day I hugged the support rod to go home in the yard to take home. The neighbor women come to my house every day asking for a bra. I guard the door of the house every day and shout at them, all of my mother! ~ 38 Today, I accidentally rubbed the tattoo of a society B 39 The school was a bungalow when I was in school. A new life seemed to be a class representative holding a bunch of homework and asked me, "Where is the Mathematics Office?" "The side of the men's toilet." The Mathematics Office is indeed on the side of the men's toilet, but the left side. This. The old man walked to the right side of the men's toilet shouting "Report" and paused, and there was a voice "not allowed to enter"! ...... 40 When I went to elementary school, I went to bed at night to dream, dreaming of quarreling with my dad, very angry and awake. When I woke up, I saw the father next to me, and I was still very hot. I went up and popped up with two mouths = = 41 The morning math exercises in a one -mob, and the whole class was not done. Mathematics teacher said doubtful: I finished using the advertising time last night, and your speed is too slow. One classmate was dissatisfied on the spot and yelled: The teacher watched the advertisement of Hunan Taiwan ! The whole class laughed. 42 News: 佟 Dawei's wife gave birth to a daughter Comments: This one is really amazing 43 A few children downstairs are playing with sunflower point hands The friends go up and say: Look at my sunflower point hand to one of the children We went upstairs to we rub upstairs for at least half an hour upstairs When I went downstairs, I saw that child was still in place . ....................
Once, a female colleague was in the bathroom, and someone called her. The office Xiao Liu told the other party on the phone: "Your friend is convenient, and it is inconvenient now. Wait for your friend to call you again?" The other party: "Is it convenient or inconvenient now?" Xiao Liu patiently patiently Said: "It is convenient, and it is really inconvenient now. After the convenience, it is convenient for it
late at night, her husband did not return. Daughter was anxious to call her mother:" Mom! He hasn't returned yet, there must be other women! Mom comforted: "Stupid child, good, don't think about the disadvantages, maybe it's a car accident!" "
The man went to the hospital for an examination. "I have to do a urine test again! "
This was snatched by the Speed Party in the morning. Even if you grab it, why is it pancake fruit? Why is it still a bicycle? Why is it still a young woman? Seven -year -old little fart! I really can't imagine. After he found that after he had a pancake fruit in his hands, he would feel what he would think The crying of a man's road. Wife's heart ""; also asked: "Wife:", replied: "I sold her back to the gambling debt"; then asked: "Then you still miss her? ", Said:" Because I didn't gamble, " The eight -year -old son asked her husband: What is Zhang Fei's mother's surname? Husband: I do n’t know. Son: stupid, surname Wu, nothing wrong (Wu Shishengfei) I do n’t know. The son asked again: What is Zhang Fei's surname? His husband thinks for a long time, and slap his mind: The surname is provoked, the son laughed: Stupid! Surname Zhang! You do n’t have your dad's surname ~
The train entered the tunnel, dark, only listened to a kiss, and then slapped. The train came out of the tunnel, and the four people who did not know each other did not squeak. The old lady thought: "The little girl is beautiful and beautiful." The girl thought: "Strange, the old grandmother A does not kiss me." A thought: "B really cunning, stealing my mouth, but I was beaten!" B thought: "I I kissed my back and slapped again, no one found it. "
In the hot summer, the beauty is going to buy a bottle of drink. The beauty said, "Boss, give me a bottle of drink!" The boss said, "Do you want to be cold?" The beauty said angrily, "Do you not know that a woman is uncomfortable for a few days?!" The boss said, " Who knows, you haven't put a sanitary napkin on your face.
1. A male deer, walking, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer) !!!!
2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car passes by One of them was too late to be flattened, and the other tomato pointed at the flattened tomato with a smile: dig hahaha, tomato sauce ...
3. Big Gray Wolf said: "I want to eat you!! ! "Guess, what's wrong?
This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb.
4. Stone and rice cakes fight, the stone flew into the sea and kicked the rice cake into the sea ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ssosoga. Settlement for a lifetime, but the boys need to take military service, and they made an oath with the girl and gave the girl a diamond ring. They promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. Three years have passed. The girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and walk away in the country. However, the boy has always been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstand After the dating place, I always became a regret. The boy was sad ... After a few years, the boy went fishing and guess what he caught?
year cake !!!
5. Dumpling is the dumplings. Boys are still girls
The answer Boys have foreskin because dumplings have foreskin
6. There is a duck called Xiaohuang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled, "Oh!" From then on, he became a small cucumber. It's !!
7. The match stick suddenly felt itchy, so he stretched his hands and scratched himself ...
8. There was a bird in the past. After a piece of corn field
, but unfortunately
one day the corn field had a fire
All corn turned into popcorn
R n thought it was snowing, and it was cold ...
9. When will Taiwan want to be unified?
Is when buying instant noodles
10. A pine and Abai have nothing to chat with each other.
A Song: "Recalling children's time, the happiest is Children's Day."
Aba: "After ten years is Youth Day."
Ason The year is Father's Day. "
Abai:" It's the Old Man's Day in more than decades. "
Aatong:" Another decades. "
Abai:" Qingming "
11. The soldiers:" thirst ... thirst ... "
Cao Cao:" Everyone persist for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and then walked for a while for a while for a while. Maybe it is "
The soldiers:" Oh, there are plums to eat ￣￣￣ "
half an hour later -Cao Ren:" Lord! The expedition found a lot Water source! "
Cao Cao:" Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, there is water drinking "
The soldiers:" Don't go ... must find plums ... "12. A girl lost love, I persuaded her: "The toad with two legs is not easy to find, there are men with three legs!"
13. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I silly child?" Dad said, " Silly child, why are you a silly child? "
14. A three -point steak and a 5 -point steak met on the street. Why did they say hello? (Suppose they can speak)
because of …………………… ..
because of ..........................
Because they are not familiar with it ~~~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason: The crow is silent (silent).
16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: "Say, do you get it?" In a word of the enemy, he was killed by electricity ...
He said, "I am from electricity!"
17. A: "I take you to a place where all girls do not wear bras."
: "Really? Where is it? Take me soon!"
: "Just in the kindergarten next door!"
. The audience, asked, "Which hostess do you admire the most in your mind?" The audience said, "It's you." Wang Xiaoya asked: "Why do you say this?" The audience said, "Because you look a bit like Yang Lan!"
19. Do you know what color is Spider -Man?
red, wrong!
is white
does not believe you read the English of Spider -Man: Spider Man (a white man)
. Why does Xiao Ming fall?
Please think twice ... ……………………………………
because the floor is slippery
21. After a group of animals open the party, they rush into 7-11 convenience stores to buy things. After coming out, I stayed alone in the store. Why?
The convenience store is not snoring for 24 hours ..................
2. The glass and coffee cup cross the road. Suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!
This cup was hit by the car, but the coffee cup was okay. Why?
The coffee cup has ears!
23. One horse said that our company launched a new product, Fart 3, referred to as MP3 ...
24. I hate two people most:
The second is black;
is unknown!
25. I want to thank Ogawa, Chaohelan, Nagase Ai, Mika Ryoko, Takashiko Mary, Kawamoto Dance, Wudi Hitomi, Natsuki Miyuki, Naoshi, Kudo, Kobayashi, Koyama Inner Real, Kishikawa Miho, Nishida Yuki, Sawai Yongjie, Fujiizaki Caihua, Ye Shanyu, Akiraki Chihiro, Matsuyama, Yuki, and Quan Shizuka, etc. Delete or foreign friends who are still in the computer: Every night when people are quiet, they spend one lonely night with me; when my spirit is the most uninstalled, they come to comfort me in a timely manner; when I play CS essence When we exhausted, it was the pleasure that they made me feel unobstructed; when my state was sluggish, there was no feelings, it was that they made me spirit with it ~
6. The accuracy of earthquake prediction accuracy has indeed improved a lot. The second word is only two words: prediction in "Heilongjiang", but the result is "Jiujiang"!
27. Zhang Liangying said: "The worship of my fans said -the idol of Ido"
He Jie said, "The worship of my fans said -the idol is called Jie"
Zhou Bichang said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Chang"
Li Yuchun said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
28 .. Five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe proposed: Let's give ourselves a nickname, my name is "Bawa"!
Crystal: Then I am called "Crystal Wa"!
Huanhuan: My name is "Huanwa"!
Nini: My name is "Nava"!
stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ...
In said that in 2058, five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe: Let's talk about our nickname, people respect me very much, call me "Beiye"!
I Huanhuan: People call me "Huanye"!
Nini: People call me "Ni Ye"!
Welcoming: People call me "Ying Ye"!
n, Jingjing stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do ...
29. The severe winter is here. I turned back to my childhood! Intersection Intersection
30. The celery walked, and suddenly felt that the stomach was painful, and then he said "卟", what did you say? (Dishes) What color is dung ???????
Answer: yellow
because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)
31. There is a fat man ....
From two Jump down on the top of the tenth floor ....
The results have become ...
dead fat man !!
32. There were bread in the past, and it felt hungry. R n Once there was a cup of beer, it felt thirsty, so I drank itself ..
. There was a virgin in the past. She felt tired and fell asleep. Who is
is peanuts because of peanuts ~~~
34. Who among ancient characters is a white -collar worker?
Meng's mother three moves (thousand)
35. Zhang Fei: "Old thief leaves!"
Yan Yan: "Eye thief! Destin the horse!"
"Two thieves listen ~~~ You have been surrounded ~~~ Put down the weapon ..."
36. How did the ant fall off from the Himalayas?
dead. Because it is too light ~ so it takes a long time to float ...
37. The most KB diary in the world
Old bear is about to write a diary and find that the diary has been used up. , But at twelve o'clock in the evening. But he was still riding on a bicycle on the dark street. After looking for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money.
The boss said with a low voice: "This is imported, the pricing costs 70 yuan ..."
The old bear said: "So expensive, but I only have 50 yuan out."
The boss said, "It's okay, even if you are 50 yuan."
The old bear said happily: "Thank you boss."
Don't open the last page, otherwise it will happen very kb. Don't blame me without reminding you at that time! "
The old bear said," Well, I know. "
old bear I bought the diary home, and he removed the package and placed it on the table in front of the window in the room. At this time, he wanted to take a bath first and then come out to write a diary ...
After taking a shower, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened. On the last page, the old bear stepped forward to stop, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind
KB happened ... I saw the old bear screamed because he saw it The last page reads:
(Please pull down)
.
……………………
. N. N. N.
.
continue to pull ...
.
.
.
. R n.
.
.
A, finally pull a little ...
. n.
. n.
The last page reads-pricing: 3 yuan
1. I heard that there was a meteor in the sky when there were meteors passing through the sky. I wished me that day, I hope you can become smarter. I rely on! guess what? That meteor went back according to the original Luffy!
2. I bought a Western Claundment can 80,000. Yesterday, I went to the u003CJianbao> column to identify it. The expert said seriously, "This is the Western Zhou? 3. Son: "Mother, my math test is not good today. What about. "Son:" Then the teacher asked me 3*2 =? "Mother:" Is this TMD the same! "Son:" I said so too ..
4. A prisoner executed the gun decision, the bullets, the bullet, the bullet It was produced by "a certain county", the quality was not good, the first shot was not released, and then the second shot fired ... The third shot ... At this time, the prisoner cried: "You strangle me, too A scary! "
5. The father told his son to tell his son:" Uncle called Xiaoyang to cut firewood. I did not expect Xiaoyang to cut off the uncle's favorite peach tree. Do you know why? "The son replied:" Maybe because Xiaoyang still holds an ax in his hand. So he dare not scold him
6. The doctor asked the patient how to fracture. The sand, just holding the electric pole to shake the shoes, I shake it ... Someone thought I was an electric shock, so I picked up the wooden stick and gave me two sticks. Three criminal suspects of trial A, B, and C,
The judge said to A: "Is things stole? Intersection "
B:" Not "
The judge was furious:" I didn't ask you. "
The said:" I didn't say anything either. "
8. The last bus
night, the last bus, a white woman in the last row.
Looking back, people sit there.
continue to open and look at the rearview mirror. n Suspicious brakes, the woman slowly came to her hair messy, her face was full of blood, and she said with a low voice:
"The old lady has hatred with you?" As soon as you take your shoe, you will brake them when you take it. "
9. Knowing his own person
The group of professors was invited to board an airplane.
After sitting, they were told that the plane was designed by their students. , Professor has got off the plane.
has only one professor sitting there.
Someone asked him why he didn't hurry up. He said, "Rest assured, this plane can't fly at all. "
10. The teacher who cares about the students
One day, when the math teacher said," classmates, the entrance examination is coming soon. " In order to allow everyone to take good results, I went to the bookstore to find a very good tutoring information last night. Many of the contents above were the content of the middle school entrance examination in the past few years. I suggest ... "
has not finished saying , Interrupted by a male voice: "Don't say so much nonsense, open a price! "
11. I didn't bring a book
The school style of my classmates is not very strong, and no one came to class at the end of the expiration. Go up.
This, the classroom that can accommodate 100 people has come alone. The teacher sees his spirit of learning so well and said that my classmates can draw you! It was my classmate's sentence: "Teacher, I didn't bring a book. "
12. Playing vegetables
In the cafeteria, student A said to student B:
" New semester and new weather. The amount of today's dishes is obviously more than before, and the opinions we mentioned finally valued. "
The student B patted his shoulder and said," Don't think too much. The master took two months leave and his hands were a bit born. " "
13. I can only demonstrate once
The instructors of Iraq's suicide bomb training camp, saying to the new guy who entered the camp:
" Everyone, pay attention, I only demonstrate this stuff once! "
1 14. Cake can't waste salt
” Last night, I went to the following strip to eat. I don't want to waste, put my brain with my hands and put it in the pot ...
15. I am all!
The phone of Xiaoming's family one day rang, Xiao Ming immediately picked up the phone and said:
"You you you Okay, this is the phone message, please leave a message after you hear it. "
. The other end of the phone did not respond for a long time. Xiaoming said angrily," I'm all, why don't you speak yet! " "
16. Those who can sleep
These days of the college entrance examination, everyone knows
It just watching the status of a god send on Weibo just now: I wipe it, get up late, prepare for the next year, prepare for the next year Repeat it.
The people who can sleep can not afford to hurt.
17. 啐 You have a stinky shit
The once quarreled with classmates.
. As soon as I was in a hurry, I came here: "I have a stinky shit. "
This after listening to me for a few seconds, it really doesn't make noisy.
18. I hope others say
What do you want others to say? "
said:" I hope others say that I am a Gu family. "
The other person said," I hope others say I am helpful. "
The third person said:" I hope others say, ‘Over, he seems to be moving! ‘
19. The door that cannot be opened
Patients:" Doctor, I always dream of the same nightmare recently, what's the matter? "
Doctor:" What do you dream about? " "
The patient:" I always dreamed that I came to a door, so I pushed it, but I couldn't push it! " "
Doctor:" What's on the door? "
The patient:" There is a 'pull' word ... "
20. Good and bad learning
[Before the exam] The good children said," I went to the exam Intersection ", Said badly," I'll go! " Exam! "
21. Holding my hand
This chief asked the death prisoner sitting in an electric chair before the sentence:" Do you have any requirements? " "
The death prisoner:" I just hope you can hold my hand when you are executing, making me a little better. "
[After the exam] The children who have studied well said," I'm finished! ", Said badly," I rely on! " It's over! "
21. This lesson cannot be attended
The first school after the winter vacation, 80%of the students in the second grade class in elementary school are doing their own business.
What to do! This lesson can't be taken. "
. A classmate calmly raised his hand:" Teacher me, do I fire it? " "
The teacher said casually:" casually. "
The student took out a firecracker from his schoolbag and crackled up in the classroom ...
2.
"Dad is very angry:" The next test is low, don't call my dad! "The son came back the next day:" Sorry, brother! "
23.
This Chinese leaders and American leaders are more loyal than whose bodyguard. American leaders ordered the bodyguard to jump down from the 10th floor. The bodyguard kneeled down and said," Don't, I still have family. "So the US President was softened. The Chinese leader ordered the bodyguard to jump down, and the Chinese bodyguard would jump without saying a word. The US President was scared to pull him quickly. Chinese bodyguard said," Don't, I still have family members. "
24.
Teacher:" Nobita, the teacher gives you 90 yuan, you go to borrow 10 yuan from the fat tiger, so how much does you have? "
Nobita:" 0 yuan. "
" Teacher: "You don't understand mathematics at all!" "
Nobita:" You don't understand the fat tiger at all! Intersection Intersection "
25.
The patients in the intensive care unit in a hospital always died around 11 o'clock on Sunday, which puzzled the doctors and even thought it was a spiritual event. The reason. By Sunday, the clock had just knocked on eleven o'clock. Through the monitor, the cleaner cleaned on the Sunday entered the intensive care unit, unplugged the life maintenance system wire plug, then inserted the vacuum cleaner plug, started to start the vacuum cleaner, and started Cleaning...
1 I am a male teacher.
The hemorrhoids were committed, and a sanitary napkin (sanitary napkin was from his wife).
When playing basketball at school, the damn things fell out of the legs of the trousers, and there was blood on the top ~~~
The students surrounded a lot of students to watch the ball. No ...
2
The school in high school, some classmates went home and asked him to help me with something, and sent a text message: Burn me some clothes and money.
3
This to cook crabs last night. After the water was opened, I threw the crabs into the pot one by one. The crab is very fresh and moved in the pot.
The wife was careful and couldn't see this, so she hid behind me and covered her eyes and didn't dare to look at it.
I comfortable: Jiajia, are we too cruel?
Wife: Hmm ............ Did you put salt?
4
The educated chemical old myopia 800 degrees. After a class on the blackboard, he turned around and suddenly pointed at me and shouted: What are you standing! Intersection Sit for me! Intersection
I was sitting in the last row of seats at the time, and my coat was hung on the wall behind me ...
5
It college emergency classes, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, professor, while professor, professor, while professor. Demonstration:
Professor: Press your chest with both hands, you can't work too much, press down 2 ~ 3cm, it's too big to put the patient's ribs
Breaking the bone!
The professor: Please see the demonstration (press hard with both hands), click! The ribs of the model are broken.
embarrassingly, after class ~
6
The college goes to Shenzhen to sketch,
sered to classmates on the road, suddenly a male classmate walked on the side of the road,
took a shot of one The person's shoulder asked, "Brother, ask,",
was his head squeezed by the door, but he asked the bank's banknotemen! Intersection
The banknotes may not hear it clearly.
This head,
The nervousness holding the gun (big spray) pointed at him: "What are you doing! What do you want to do!",
Iself,
This with a scaredness: "Brother, there is nothing else, I will ask what time." Essence Essence Essence Essence
The sweaty waterfall sweat. Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence Essence
7
. When I graduated from elementary school, I bought a book of evil, because the constellation from January 20th to February 18th was ----
n later, for a long time, someone asked me what constellation you were, and I said it was a water tank!
8
In the get off work with previous colleagues, walking on the road opposite the company, a man walking on the opposite side, staring at me for a while, I just wanted to ask him to know me. The man glanced at me and then vomited! That 囧! ~~
The man is a drunk man!
I was speechless, and my colleague laughed. From then on, it has spread through the ages. Essence Essence
The colleague said, ***, the ugly, the man spit at her at a glance. Essence Essence
9
. My friend was drunk once again. According to his mother, he was in the toilet, with a telephone shape in his right hand, pressing the mirror in his left hand, and the "prison person" in the mirror. Is it good? Is the prison strict recently? Strive to come out soon ...
10
once, because there is something to contact a classmate, but there is no number in his mobile phone, so give another one to the other one Send a text message with his classmates, "Is there a phone number of XXX?"
and then waited patiently. After 5 minutes, I finally received a reply. I couldn't wait to open the text message. Two large characters.
Axitable, I can only send a text message to the big brother, "So, please tell me?" I continued to wait for another five minutes, received the reply, and couldn't wait to open it again. The other two words, "Okay"!
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The first time I just went to college, special soil, the teacher asked the teacher to make PPT display again, and I never used it before. I just went up at that time. I opened the computer for a long time. The projector did not respond.
The buddies below shouted F2 and press F2!
So I hesitated and asked: Is it the two keys at the same time?
12
In a little girl ran to the counter and said to me: "Auntie, give me a pack of tomato sauce. '
n So I smiled, and said to her while handing it to her: 'No problem, the little brother.'
The little girl froze: 'I am not a little brother!'
me: ' Is my aunt? '
The little girl took the tomato sauce and hurriedly ran away!
13
When graduate graduated, a girl and two boys in the class helped her from the seventh floor to the five big boxes from the seventh floor The two boys who moved to the first floor were almost exhausted. The aunt who watched the building couldn't see it
. In the past, I said something that made me feel so far. " "Strong."
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In one day when I went out, I called my friends and asked her to come out with me. Then I got on the bus and called her by the way: "Are you here? ? "Then my friend Xiao M said:" I'm doing a bus! "
I said," I take the 10x bus, which one are you sitting? " I feel wrong. I saw the people on the opposite side looking at me like neuropathy. I looked back subconsciously and found that my friend Xiao M was sitting on the seat behind me: "Are you here? Are you here? Why don't you talk? ..... "
15
has taken 45 to the bell tower once, and a middle -aged woman is on the way. There were not many people in the car at the time, but she stood by me and I and I was standing in front of me subconsciously, but the mm next to me was unknowingly
Essence Soon, the middle -aged woman reached into the MM bag with one hand. When it was late and then, I suddenly put a fart, stinky and loud, causing people to see me, ashamed me, so ashamed of me. I can't wait to find a hole. However, smoked
has quickly retracted the middle -aged woman to cover her nose! Haha! "
16
It a year in the whole bedroom is very simple, eight people have never seen condoms What do you look like in the real thing?
In one night, I gathered in front of the computer to search for pictures. As a result, I only found the picture of the box and the small packaging. Buy one in the side of the coin machine.
This machines are rusty, and a bunch of us people talk about whether there is something in the box, wasting a coin value is not worth it, passers -by, passers -by, passers -by After seeing us, I guess it is sweaty ...
later I finally bought one, one of which was shocked: "So small! "We all despised it, and said that after taking it back to the bedroom, let's talk about it.
After opening it, most of us felt similar to what we thought, but the girl still said," Why is it so small! So how do you cover people? "We were all overwhelmed by thunder. It turned out that she thought the condom was to cover the whole person ...
later we saw a sex raincoat in the supermarket and would say" your TT "
17
Director of Moral Education in High Schools, talking very powerful.
Classic paragraphs: Now our school has very uncivilized phenomena. Many students play basketball barely, and most of them are boys!
Is there a small number of girls with shirtless girls?
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The high school classmates nearly a thousand degrees myopia, no glasses can not be made ...
, Continue the first three points ...
The results are still empty ...
The audio is quiet ...
Then I (I and he different teams) pick up the ball and throw Give him a ball ...
Then he threw the ball back to me and said: Isn't it out of bounds, you kick the ball ...
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Video: [TV series] Sniper Episode 23
Comments:
cool 6 netizen ip: 58.57.7.* 2009-08-16 22:08 Published
watch a lot of anti-Japanese themes, how traitors are Chinese.
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The aunt who practiced the car together ~~ One day, her husband riding a motorcycle to go home ~~ On the road, a man wants to stop them and say to them ~~ My car is in front of the people in front of them. Stolen it, borrow your car to chase him ~ Aunt's husband is unreasonable
, continue to drive ~ The aunt sat behind and said ~~~~ I lend my car to you, me Wait what car to chase you ---
21
once drinking with friends. From the afternoon to the evening, the white drink will be changed to red wine. Finally I patted his shoulder in one hand in the cup. If you are about to say your heart, he spit out his mouth and the red wine he absorbed
. A miserable lungs, I said helplessly, "Don't you vomit me, it's okay, who we follow, don't cry," he raised his head and said to me
This disease ... "I was speechless at the time ...
22
S small A company recently paid a salary, Xiao A ran to the financial room to receive the salary, and then ...
The accountant said, "Let's get wages late, I have no change. "
23
In my high school classmates (MM) was sent to the school to promote AIDS Day
By the way Sitting in a circle of stools and waiting for teachers to give a speech
In at this time, I took turns to send a banana for each person
I my classmates, so happy, hey ~ I can eat fruit 8 fault 8 fault ··
I. She and the people next to the people were talking and laughing at the same time. I used to set TT, but there is only one banana skin in my classmates.
24
When I was in the first year of high school, our school must be tense in seniority. Female classmates on the screen: ... You must face the college entrance examination seriously, give full play to their best level, and do not repeat the mistakes of the entrance examination ...
25
The experiment was prepared to pour some of the test tubes. There is no zinc! Teacher: This classmate answered very well!
26
During the middle school, I started to be popular in the stars. My classmates had money and bought one. I want to use his play for a while, playing a place to ask for a password, and I asked him how much the password is.
did he say, don't say it, personal information.
So, so I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will Give up, but my curiosity has never disappeared.
one day, I saw him take out Wen Qu Xing to play, and I accidentally saw that he was passing the password. I saw him lose 6 the same Characters, ecstatic in my heart, the original password is so simple, so I find a chance to peek at it.
So I went out one day, and turned his Wen Qu Xing. Character ******* ....
27
On the bus in Beijing, a man brought a fourth and five -year -old boy.
When the traffic lights were such as red and green lights, there was a police car next to the bus.
men do not know why they hate Pol.ice so much, and said to the boy, "Son, you see, they are pol.ice. Pol.ice knows, they are all the sons of the people. I am the people, and Pol.ice is my son! "
1 seconds later, the boy shouted," Then I am Pol.ice, Grandpa! "
The we couldn't hold back, and laughed.
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. I bought a car cover
But we are not sure that it is a chick
. They laughed at me and said that I had no taste to buy such ugly things
It is keen to say that XX is also dignified)
In after that, I found that the entire hall is watching me ...
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a day. Primal waist. "
I disdain:" You are the pork waist. "
The dead party, asking:" What are you waist? " "
Answer:" Human waist. "
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In junior high school, it was two sets of independent tables and chairs, and quarreled with the same table (male), and then I wrote my job book with anger, and then called the station. Get up to prepare for the homework, and see my
sitting at the same table on his small stool, and then holding his small table ... the whole outlet turned down ... I was stunned, I don’t know, I don’t know Why, he slowly struggled to get up from his own table and chairs, poor
said: I thought you were going to stand up and hit me T.T ...
31
The handsome guy who loves to date
. I dressed up ~ Because I wore a big collar clothes, I put my chest stickers ...
I took a sweet meal and walked on the commercial street.
Suddenly, the handsome guy stops and asked me, what is your clothes sticking to it?
This look down at a low head, OMG! The chest sticker actually slipped! And sticking to the hem of the clothes ~
I took it down and threw it into the trash: "I don't know what it is ~ I guess where it is sticky."
So we continued to take a walk
and my Hold up, hold it on your chest and let it go again ...
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In the gossip in the bedroom. Emphasized, when she returned to God, the password of the recharge card had been cleared through it. Later, she used ingenuity
The craftsmanship to scrape the passwords in the waste paper chips and recharge. R n33
One time I took a physical education class, as soon as the teacher came up, he announced his face seriously: Today, I want to criticize the two students, a man and a woman. The boy who stood behind me murmured: a dog and a woman! To dogs and women! The teacher said loudly, I
said you, you and XX (another woman) ~~ The whole class laughed ~~
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By a news: Singer with laughter and abuse ...
I I wondered ...
The drug use of drugs, why do you want to use laughter?
Why do news specifically pointed out that the drug use What about laughing with laughter?
later I learned that it was a singer ...
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a few years ago, she was in the company, anxious, hurriedly rushed to the toilet, and found that the women's toilet door was covered in Because the toilet is a single pit, I dare not rush into the door, and then knocked on the door to test, only I heard a female voice calmly replied: Please enter ~~!!
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Is when I pulled out my pocket, a key fell off I didn't find it at the time, I went back to find it later!
The little couple on the side of the road, the man suddenly said: Who is it?
I. : Mine, mine! It was my
later I learned that the woman was pregnant ...
poor my face ... It hurts for a few days
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In young and ignorant when you were young, only look at it After my mother wore a bra, she thought the bra was exclusive to my mother. So for a while, every day I hugged the support rod to go home in the yard to take home. The neighbor women come to my house every day
asking for a bra. I guard the door of the house every day and shout at them, all of my mother! ~
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Today, I accidentally rubbed the tattoo of a society B
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The school was a bungalow when I was in school. A new life seemed to be a class representative holding a bunch of homework and asked me, "Where is the Mathematics Office?"
"The side of the men's toilet." The Mathematics Office is indeed on the side of the men's toilet, but the left side.
This. The old man walked to the right side of the men's toilet shouting "Report"
and paused, and there was a voice "not allowed to enter"!
......
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When I went to elementary school, I went to bed at night to dream, dreaming of quarreling with my dad, very angry and awake. When I woke up, I saw the father next to me, and I was still very hot. I went up and popped up with two mouths = =
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The morning math exercises in a one -mob, and the whole class was not done. Mathematics teacher said doubtful: I finished using the advertising time last night, and your speed is too slow. One classmate was dissatisfied on the spot and yelled: The teacher watched the advertisement of Hunan Taiwan
! The whole class laughed.
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News: 佟 Dawei's wife gave birth to a daughter
Comments: This one is really amazing
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A few children downstairs are playing with sunflower point hands
The friends go up and say: Look at my sunflower point hand to one of the children
We went upstairs to we rub upstairs for at least half an hour upstairs When I went downstairs, I saw that child was still in place
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Once, a female colleague was in the bathroom, and someone called her. The office Xiao Liu told the other party on the phone: "Your friend is convenient, and it is inconvenient now. Wait for your friend to call you again?" The other party: "Is it convenient or inconvenient now?" Xiao Liu patiently patiently Said: "It is convenient, and it is really inconvenient now. After the convenience, it is convenient for it
late at night, her husband did not return. Daughter was anxious to call her mother:" Mom! He hasn't returned yet, there must be other women! Mom comforted: "Stupid child, good, don't think about the disadvantages, maybe it's a car accident!" "
The man went to the hospital for an examination. "I have to do a urine test again! "
This was snatched by the Speed Party in the morning. Even if you grab it, why is it pancake fruit? Why is it still a bicycle? Why is it still a young woman? Seven -year -old little fart! I really can't imagine. After he found that after he had a pancake fruit in his hands, he would feel what he would think
The crying of a man's road. Wife's heart ""; also asked: "Wife:", replied: "I sold her back to the gambling debt"; then asked: "Then you still miss her? ", Said:" Because I didn't gamble, "
The eight -year -old son asked her husband: What is Zhang Fei's mother's surname? Husband: I do n’t know. Son: stupid, surname Wu, nothing wrong (Wu Shishengfei) I do n’t know. The son asked again: What is Zhang Fei's surname? His husband thinks for a long time, and slap his mind: The surname is provoked, the son laughed: Stupid! Surname Zhang! You do n’t have your dad's surname ~
The train entered the tunnel, dark, only listened to a kiss, and then slapped. The train came out of the tunnel, and the four people who did not know each other did not squeak. The old lady thought: "The little girl is beautiful and beautiful." The girl thought: "Strange, the old grandmother A does not kiss me." A thought: "B really cunning, stealing my mouth, but I was beaten!" B thought: "I I kissed my back and slapped again, no one found it. "
In the hot summer, the beauty is going to buy a bottle of drink. The beauty said, "Boss, give me a bottle of drink!" The boss said, "Do you want to be cold?" The beauty said angrily, "Do you not know that a woman is uncomfortable for a few days?!" The boss said, " Who knows, you haven't put a sanitary napkin on your face.